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 "Look how much fanfiction has been written about us! And this is just today's!" by EKS511 |  Luke - "Once in a great while I think 'Maybe I'm not really gay', then something happens that reminds me, 'Nope Definitely like guys'." by JusticeGH |  Noah - "Luke, if you don't stop doing that, we're gonna go NC17 -right here!" by Luke'sHot |
 Luke - "Nope...still doesn't cover the hickey. My bad." by JusticeGH |  "Ok. How can I explain this? Sometimes, when two boys love each other very much they hug in a special way..." by JusticeGH |  "Hopefully my plan will work, Noah will pick me up in those muscular arms and...wait! Why can't I feel my legs?!" by NukeGirl |
 Noah - "Hey Luke, if you want to blow on something........." by shelcase |  Noah - "Seriously, Dad? Look at him and tell me you don't get why I'd want to sleep with him. You can't, can you?" by JusticeGH |  Luke - "You feel this? This is all the action the producers are going to let you get until after the holidays, so you better enjoy it!" by rmn21879 |
 Noah: "Okay Luke, I got the condoms and they had a sale on lube so I stocked up. Are you ready to go...?" by ashh576 |  Luke: "Noah, do you think the producers have any idea of the innuendo that will arise from this little guy?" by Markus57 |  Van (whispering under his breath): "My hand, Jake. The script says you grab my hand." by Markus57 |
 "All these message boards are talking about whether I'll be the top or the bottom when we finally have sex...I just want to kiss Luke again!" by rmn21879 |  Van: "The producers put me in this wheelchair to keep the sexual part of this story to a minimum...maybe they should have considered where I'd be focusing my eyes the last two months!" by rmn21879 |  Luke: "You really do have a lot to learn about the whole gay thing...when I said I would guess you were a 'top', it didn't mean I thought you'd only touch me above the waist." by JusticeGH |
 Luke: "When I said I hoped I would get to grab some wood on this trip, this is NOT what I had in mind." by rmn21879 |  Luke: "Get over here, Noah! This is the closest thing to a sex scene we're going to have for months and months--hurry so we can enjoy it before Maddie shows up!" by rmn21879 |  Producers (whispering): "Ok people. Luke is starting to walk again. What else can we do to him to prolong the sex scene between him and Noah....ideas anyone??" by BCH092385 |
 Operator: "Hello, welcome to the 'Nuke' hotline. For questions and concerns about the: Lack of 'Nuke' kissing, press 1. Amount of interruptions, press 2. Over-abundance of shoulder rubbing, head-to-head touching, shoulder-to-head touching, hugging, and/or gazing into each other's eyes with nothing happening after that, press 3. All of the above and etc, press 4." by BCH092385 |  Luke: "No Noah, haven’t you ever read Harry Potter? This isn’t a blanket, it’s a cloak of invisibility, and we can use it to hide from the cameras four out of five days a week." by phaze238 |  Luke: "Noah, if we were like other soap couples, we could burn calories just by sleeping together or cheating on each other. Instead we have to do actual exercise. This blows." by JusticeGH |
 Van: "Paul, Emily, Chris, Brad, Katie, Gwen, Will, Sofie, Jack, Carly, Carly, Carly, Carly......I don't see Luke and Noah anywhere in these scripts, Jake." Jake: "Wait, Van, here we are. And we're having sex! Oh wait. It says, Fade In: Ext. Hell has frozen over." by strawberry23 |  Noah: "When Luke asked if I could hold his package for him, this isn't what I had in mind." by lukenoahfan |  Luke: "I am crying because I am not allowed to kiss by the writers as that would be too offensive, but they do allow me to be gay bashed, punched, and verbally abused." by goodboyluke |
 Luke: "I'm not taking any chances, so I bought you this gift bag. Inside is a chastity belt, mace, handcuffs, and the phone number of those two frat boys just in case Ameera tries anything funny on your wedding night. Use them well." by BCH092385 |  "Why did Noah hide the condoms in the cookie jar?" by roxy2190 |  Luke: "Noah, that is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted something hot and wet." by NukeWorldFan |
 Noah: "I wish I had waited and saved up for a video iPod...this "Gay Sex for Dummies" podcast would've been way more helpful with the visuals." by JusticeGH |  Winston: "Ignore me all you want, Snyder. But while you're in there, make sure you have plenty of ice packs. I promise you, you will never again kiss my son, and definitely never have sex! Jean Passanante is a close, personal friend of mine." by VanHanFan |  Noah: "Here we all are - my fake wife, my secret boyfriend and his pretend boyfriend who's actually straight and wants to get with my wife. I kinda wish I'd joined the military after all..." by pobgoblin |
 "Soon as they're out of sight... my hand is SO tapping that ass!" by Lunastreak |  Luke: "Er.....I'm not sure this is working as a love story. Maybe we should go in another direction. Noah, pick up the knife......" by strawberry23 |  Luke: "Noah, you can always touch me wherever you wannn....COLD HANDS, COLD HANDS!" by Phaze238 |
 Clueless lovesick Noah: "So I told him 'I think I have something in my eye' so he will get closer to me…" Ameera: "What part of me standing here naked makes you think I am interested in hearing about you and Luke?" Noah: "Oh, you're naked… didn’t really notice. Anyway so when he came real close to me I used the Spatula to pan the camera away from us, it's really the only way we can kiss without interruptions." by justnimrod |  Luke: "Okay Maddie. If you're not going to tell me what sex was like with Noah, I'm just going to have to call him and ask him myself." by strawberry23 |  Luke: "Mmm...Noah, what are we doing here?" Noah: "Remember the video tapes you dropped the other day?" Luke: "Yeah, what about them?" Noah: "I found out that those are not tapes from the show." Luke: "Then what are they?" Noah: "Take a guess, we'll get ideas." Luke: "You mean they're..." Noah: "BINGO!" Luke: "PORN?!" Noah: "Gay porn actually, go get a vcr we'll start with this one. Let's see here: Starring W. Mayer...hmmm." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |
 Noah: "Ameera is nowhere to be found, but I'm gonna put a tattoo on that sailor's butt that says: Have you seen this woman? And a picture right above the buttocks, I'm pretty sure that nobody would miss the message...at least I wouldn't." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |  Jake (thinking): "Damn. This storyline sucks." by NukeForever |  "One ring to ruin them all, one ring to f$%@ them all, one ring to break them all, and in straight marriage destroy all gay relationships." by lalo_mxfansleader03 |
 Luke: ''Noah, did you read the scripts already?'' Noah: ''Yeah, why?'' Luke: ''You are such a liar, if so, then tell me what's ourstory about?'' Noah: ''Other than us being interrupted a lot,non-sexual bodycontact, no sex, few kisses, me marrying anIraqi drama queen instead of you and the same old 'he lovesme, he loves me not' story, pretty much nothing, right?'' Luke:''Right . . . then I guess you did.'' by lalo_mxfansleader03 |  Luke: "Oh my god!, you bought the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' . . . wait, this is awkward." Jade: "I bought 'Yossi & Jagger' too." Luke: "What's the story about?" Jade: "Two military guys are in love during a war, one of them . . . dies." Both: "Awkward!" by lalo_mxfansleader03 |  Voice of tour guide operator: "......And on the right-hand side of the bus you'll see an example of the rare species, Lucianus Snyderus. Members of this species are typically recognized by their striped shirts, longing looks, a lack of a permanent home, and high sex drives.......Sir, as I said before, please keep your hands -- and other body parts -- inside the bus at all times." by strawberry23 |
 Noah (thinking): "Oh! My! God! I've never wanted to be a straw so bad in my life!" by maggie119 |  Luke: "Let's do it right here, right now." Noah: "This might not be breaking the 'no sex in the house' rule per say but I think Emma might have a heart attack if she comes out here while we're at it. Why don't we use the barn?" Luke: "I didn't come out to the horses yet. They are very judgmental." by justnimrod |
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| myers1978 | OMG wekk 44 | 2 | Yesterday, 1:22 AM EDT by Jakevanforeverworld | |
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Luke: "Let's do it right here, right now." Noah: "This might not be breaking the 'no sex in the house' rule per say but I think Emma might have a heart attack if she comes out here while we're at it. Why don't we use the barn?" Luke: "I didn't come out to the horses yet. They are very judgmental." Is freakin HILARIOUS! The horse part is great. my favorite one of all time =) |
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| acousticgurl4 | Fave Captions Of All Time | 3 | Jun 24 2008, 8:52 PM EDT by strawberry23 | |
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Thread started: Jun 24 2008, 5:45 PM EDT
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just thought i would name some of my faves from this great compilation of captions:
1. Van (whispering under his breath): "My hand, Jake. The script says you grab my hand." by Markus57 2. Luke: "When I said I hoped I would get to grab some wood on this trip, this is NOT what I had in mind." by rmn21879 3. Noah: "When Luke asked if I could hold his package for him, this isn't what I had in mind." by lukenoahfan 4. "Soon as they're out of sight... my hand is SO tapping that ass!" by Lunastreak 5. Luke: "Okay Maddie. If you're not going to tell me what sex was like with Noah, I'm just going to have to call him and ask him myself." by strawberry23 6. Van: "The producers put me in this wheelchair to keep the sexual part of this story to a minimum...maybe they should have considered where I'd be focusing my eyes the last two months!" by rmn21879 7. "Ok. How can I explain this? Sometimes, when two boys love each other very much they hug in a special way..." by JusticeGH 8. Noah - "Seriously, Dad? Look at him and tell me you don't get why I'd want to sleep with him. You can't, can you?" by JusticeGH 9. Luke: "Noah, you can always touch me wherever you wannn....COLD HANDS, COLD HANDS!" by Phaze238 |
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